You know you play way too much Call of Duty Black Ops when these things happen in your day to day life...
* before you enter a room, you toss your keys in first.
* you “stab” your wife, when she gets to close in the bed when you are asleep.
* you yell, “Let’s do this” before anything you do.
* you wonder who’s helicopter that is.
* you “cook” everything you throw for at least two seconds.
* you run away from dead bodies.
* no matter where you are, you are extra cautious when you approach corners.
* you crouch because it’s safer than standing.
* when you search Ebay for a UAV jammer.
* the leader boards say Total hours spent:99days:23hrs:52min.
* when the only way you are turned on is if your girlfriend wears a ghillie suit.
* when you wake up and you are still playing.
* you knock something over, it sounds like a grenade, and you sprint out of the way.
* there’s a red dot sight burnt into your lcd screen.
* the second you wake in the morning, you say, “Lets do this”.
* in stead of trying to walk forward you press down with the middle finger of your left hand.
* when u call a soldier on CNN a Noob for having the M203 on his M16.
* you see a news chopper and run for cover.
* you see a spider scurry across the room, step on it, and yell “plus ten!”.
* you watch the GPS in your car for red dots.
* when you’ve reached rank 55 and still end up last every game.
* It’s all you ever play.
* you yell “Cover me, I’m Reloading!” when you put more paper in the copying machine at work.
* u suddenly throw ur mouse thinking it was a grenade.
* ‘rtyu dfghj vbn’ is printed on your forhead.
* you search google earth for ‘Shipment’ and ‘Crash’.
* when you stare at the deli counter on Bog and wonder what kind of meats they used to serve there.
* you use to weigh 250 and now you weigh 150.
* your dog joyfully jumps on to you and you break its neck.
* someone bumps into you and you immediately want to hit the ‘melee’ key
* your last name is Delta and you name your son Charlie Oscar.
* instead of locking your car, u plant claymores or c4.
* when you get a decimal overflow error on the duration played display.
* You don’t die in a match of headquarters on shipment with 20+ players.
* you wait for the “press space to jump over” icon when you want to get over a hurdle.
* your done with a magazine and yell “Changing MAG”.
* you can hear the gun fire and tell what weapon it is.
* when dying you feel like really dying.
* you wonder how many dead people are sharing your PoV.
* you sit at home ALL day and don’t do anything but play CoD4, seems logical to me.
* you fear the “clik click” sound everytime you enter a room.
* when your online name has to be changed to “I don’t want to be in your damn clan”.
* your fat and obese, your ill, your children hate you and your wife has left you.
* you hold your breath to steady you pencil while writing.
* you are always looking up to your left to check to see if your radar is online yet.
* when you are playin paintball and get three hits and turn to your team and ask if you should call in a uav.
* when you ask your mom if SHE can cook a grenade.
* girlfriend says it’s me or Soap McTavish. Toughest decision of my life. see you guys at District.
* when you think the UPS guy is planting C4 on your doorstep.
* when you start naming the different guns in war movies.
* when a camera flashes and you drop to the floor.
* your playing soccer and you sprint to the nearest corner flag, lay down and shout “Securing Charlie!”
* when you see a group of people and think its a good place for a martyrdom.
* in toilet cubicles you throw paper grenades at your mates and shout ‘FRAG OUTT!!’
* you yell ‘COVER ME IM RELOADING’ while filling up the photocopier with paper in the office.
* you walk around cautious thinking theres a sniper watching you.
* you start using windows as entries and exit points around your house.
* when you are in a room by yourself and inside your head you hear “get it done soldier, you are all that is left!”
* when you fail a test and go “damn…we just got our asses kicked”.
* you took the time to read all of these.
* you make a comment on this post.
